December 2011
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html
I have a few things I’m going to do this year. Hopefully none will be mistakes, but they will be done and learned from if that’s the case.
(via puddlerat)
Man, I need to remember this. I am often so terrified of making mistakes i don’t...
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Young male customer: Is that all you think about?
Female customer: Yep, food and clothes.
Me: What else is there to think about!?
Female customer: Exactly!
Dwayne (colleague): Skyrim.
Me: Oh yes, food, clothes and Skyrim.
Female customer: ...and then I took an arrow to the knee.
Me: SKJGCASJZGCKSADJGCFKSJD YES.
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pokedawolf asked: whatever happened to romantic!anon and risque!anon?
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Tumblr's Support Problem with 'Missing e'
missing-e:
As many users have observed, Tumblr has recently given users a choice to uninstall Missing e or revoke support for your account.
The reasons they give for suggesting that you uninstall Missing e are the worst-case scenario for installing browser extensions or browser modifications of any kind. However, Missing e is not a source of these kinds of problems.
At worst, Missing e may...
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Anonymous asked: also I ship Caromi like crazy. I mean, is that weird to ship two real people together?
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Anonymous asked: I'm not confessing love or anything creepy but I think you're a pretty cool human.
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goingtowakeupnow replied to your post: i love you more than i’ve ever loved anyone in this world. and because of that i believe anything is possible.
better fucking be caroline lmao
Lol it was her xD I never fucking know with anons. That sounds really big headed but I have had it happen to me before. Eep, scary!
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Anonymous asked: i love you more than i've ever loved anyone in this world. and because of that i believe anything is possible.
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You’re your problem, Annie and you’re also your solution.
– Megan (Bridesmaids, 2011)
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You know you're a lesbian when...
lesbiansandthelivingdead:
youknowyouarealesbianwhen:
You don’t have to worry about getting pregnant from having sex
I assume that you would probably know that you are a lesbian before that.
ahahaahaha.
yes.
I do not even know you, i only just followed you today but I can tell already that you are a bamf.
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ducksinthehat replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: neverleftescotia sapphosghost …
Thanks duckie :33
No problemo Mama Duck :3
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Meanwhile on facebook...
Caroline: lol i told my dad
Me: wat
DUDE
LIKE
A WILD OUTING APPEARED
Caroline: lol
Me: NAOMI IS STARTLED
Caroline: casual
Naomi: SHE HURT HERSELF IN CONFUSION
-10HP
what so you were just like dad im dating a girl and hes like cool story bro tell it at parties?
Caroline: and then i was like "ok hi five"
Me: then brofist
not high five
Caroline: p muh
Me: This is just how im seeing this in my head right now
you just chillin at your comp and papa wallace just struts on by and you're like "yo pop, im banging a chick" and he stops and looks at you and he just doesn't say anything but hold out his fist for an accepting fistbump of fatherly love before he carries on strutting to whatever badass doctor shit he has to do
but anyway
YAY
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neverleftescotia replied to your post: Hey Caroline…
stahp it
lol no
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Hey Caroline...
I love you.
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Intend to wake up at 8. Wake up at 9:30 instead.
Whoops.
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I am enjoying Josh's beagle spam.
Because, even though I dislike dogs, If (I say if, if caroline has her way there is no ifs about it) I ever get a dog, it’ll be either a beagle, a corgi or a pomeranian/husky mix. Because of reasons. Reasons that are adorableness.
Yes.
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